I started this post 7 days ago because I knew it was going to be long and I'd be blogging for days, so I've decided to post in sections. Partly because Laura took about 500 photos of landscape. I am thankful for her to do such a thing but my neck hurts thinking about it and I don't know how many I can put up. But not to make a long photo blog shorter to be mysterious and not thankful for my blog photographer ~ I LOVE traveling across country and seeing different states. I also love to see how a state will change at a border, which seems to make sense why someone decided to put the border there. Cool world we live in. But, I also realize I can't have a post that has even 200 photos in it. And, it might still.
Laura and I left for Tulsa on Friday morning April 8th. We wanted to be there by Sunday afternoon, which we were. We stopped at 2 or 3 Walmarts, first to buy me more food & wine (Utah was looming), and then more food for her. We also were considering stopping for the 2 nights there and back at Walmarts, but turned out we stopped at a couple of other places. Her friend Kelly was laughing at us because we didn't have directions, but seriously, how hard is it to stay on an Interstate for 9 hours? I think what we did to get to Tulsa was drive east, turn right, drive south, turn left, drive east, turn right and we were there. We are rebels. Wild and crazy. Artists in a RV. Or Laura said something about it being a modern day covered wagon. This is probably why I love traveling. It goes way back in the very fiber of my soul.
It took me some 4 or 5 days to fully pack Winnie. T said "You know, conceivably you could pack in one day". Would this be HIS fantasy so I can clean the ceiling fans and behind the night stands at home before I leave? Or cook him gourmet dinners because he is going to miss me tragically? I don't know, but it wasn't mine. Not in any way.
So, I packed and packed and packed, because I could. Laura brought 3 boxes of stuff in Winnie, plus her crate & Flint and she was done. I was glad to hear that she ALSO brought 5 bras though. I didn't feel like such a freak. One bra for every special outfit or something. Or the fact that we probably weren't going to do any laundry for 12 days.
Prior to leaving, Aura lamed herself up, I lamed Summer up also the same day (by tying her too long with the lead rope and she got hog tied. I am a DUMB SHIT), and Tahoe's blood work came back being only slightly better but still not good. So, T & my friend Kathie took care of feeding him antibiotics, and extra mush for him & Summer. And in this whole process of separating Aura to keep her from running on her front leg, she has been weaned from Khaliq, so Khaliq checks out Summer to nurse. That's all I need. Khaliq nursing Summer. But Khaliq's cute and non stressed. AND, she bucks, kicks and rears on top of Sabi because she doesn't get to eat Tahoe & Summer's mush. The night before I left she kicked me in the thigh having a temper tantrum. It didn't hurt much, but I wasn't on my game with going out there with a lead rope to keep her back. She gets bigger by the month. This is stuff I have to remember when I get back. Bring the lunge whip out to keep her in line.

Here is the "Protector Lizard". Pierre had it in the Toy Hauler (even with his custom sticky pad to hold him in place). The lizard had to go to Tulsa. My friend Joanne told me according to her astrological charts that taking road trips between the time we were leaving & coming home was NOT good. I told her "Thank you for sharing", hung up the phone and found the lizard. I was not afraid but figured the lizard wouldn't hurt. He's cute and reminds me of Pierre. He also winks with one eye. He would slide down into the cracks of the windshield sometimes and I'd have to go retrieve him.
Stuffed Lana also went. She loves going to the CCA.

Donner Summit early Friday morning. Every time I go over that pass I think of munching on humans.

I drove all the way to Tulsa with this person. I don't know who she is but she is sticking her tongue out at me. This happened more than once. Then she would fall asleep and snore and drool. I played country most of the way there and back because when you drive thru the states we did, those are the clearest stations that come in. I was not complaining, but apparently Laura's favorite music is Metallica. Poor thing.

Getting gas in Winnemuca. The three girls rode loose. Squishy & Laura's boy Flint rode in crates. It was a penis thing.


We drove 2 days thru a lot of snow and slush. It wasn't too bad, though Winnie's wiper blades were pretty messed up. I thought I could suck it up and suffer, but after the first night and a heavy snow storm that we drove thru, we were on wiper blade lookout. We finally found some in Wyoming. Massive, expensive wiper blades. Mondo blades. I did find that the more it snowed, the better the old blades worked. But once having the new ones it was remarkable how well I could see.

Bonneville Salt Flats. T & I wanted to take his Viper here to see how fast it could go. I'd wear a helmet, but what fun!!!!!!!!!!

Where's Tirzah???????!!!!! I would panic several times after we had made a stop wondering if all the dogs were in Winnie. This was her favorite place to lay, right behind the driver's seat and under the couch.

Laura told me about this sign as she was in Utah a while back. It's funny ~ you can't hardly find alcohol in Utah without feeling like an addict, but apparently you can see girls dance in clubs.....what do the guys drink as they drool on the dancers??? This is the kind of stuff Laura and I pondered.

Coming into Great Salt Lake at dusk. Pretty lighting.

We finally pulled over in Coalville, UT to sleep in the parking lot of a Best Western. Laura was pretty scared as I drove because she couldn't see very well and wasn't sure I could either. I could see both the white lines on either side of the RV. No biggie. But, I guess it really was time to stop. We had driven about 13-14 hours.

Here's Winnie on the second day. This was a nice place to stay and quite cheap!! Haha!!

Utah on my birthday. I love these mountains. And, in the snow it really accentuates the detail!

Somewhere in Wyoming. This was my favorite state to drive thru, maybe because it was the first time I've been there. I especially loved Laramie ~ not sure why. The people were so nice when we got gas and they were having a gust of snowy, windy rain ~ just when Laura and I got some dogs out to walk. Tirzah & Soleil got stuck looking into prairie dog holes as I was getting soaked to the skin with the rain. They apparently didn't seem to think going to the bathroom was of utmost importance!! I was pretty pissed!

Colorado. A flat sculpture on the hill. Love it.

Looking towards the Rockies.

Early Sunday morning. We stayed overnight in a Conoco gas station/truck stop in Colorado just before the Kansas border. It wasn't the most scenic but it was free.

This was intense. I took a photo with my cell phone & sent it to T thinking he'd be up. I forgot it was Sat. morning & an hour or 2 earlier. Poor guy. I just wanted him to know I do sometimes get up with the sun. This is on the border of Colorado & Kansas. Soon afterwards a Kansas Highway Patrol pulled me over. He was just checking to see if we were awake because the RV was swaying. Might have been the wind??????? He was VERY nice!! I told him to please be careful himself.

On the Kansas/Oklahoma border.

We're not in Kansas anymore.

Looking for cheap gas. I got the most out of the tank. Laura was getting stressed. The best price on unleaded was $3.39 in Laramie. The worst: $4.09 down the street from my house when I left. What a joke. No wonder I liked Laramie!!

Downtown Tulsa.

And this must be a Tulsa thing.....

Finally 6:30 Sunday evening we made it!! Our RV's are behind me as I take this photo. It's about a good 5 minute walk there and back. Lots of fun with 4 dogs that haven't run anywhere in days! Cardiff always jumped on Soleil and tangled all 5 of us before we even got walking. It was an ordeal. We did that walk 12 or so times.

Laura's booth. She had it set up really nice and has gotten a lot of work. I do believe my sculpture is coming home with me, but that's ok. I really appreciate her displaying it. Her booth was really pretty. Lots of gorgeous original collie art & sculpture.

The Best American Bred Trophy that Zoe won in Louisville, 2001. Beautiful! I look at it every year.

Awwwwhhhhhhh...................Zoe.............

Our setup. Kinda small. I was uncool without a banner. Hahaha!!

The logo I did for the Collie Health Foundation.

Here is Nancy McDonald's banner with a portrait I painted for her years ago of a puppy named "BLT". Pretty!

Cardiff for a pre-groom on Monday (before her make-up).

Soleil's FLUFFY hocks!!!

Kelly Neeley with Cyndella's Pandalicious. She was set up across from me with Laura & friends.

Hahaha!!! Bad puppy!!! My dogs have never done this kind of stuff. Ever.

Here's Cardiffness before going into her class. She was in 9-12 Month Sable & White Puppy Bitch.
There were 14 in her class and everyone showed up. I just wanted SOMETHING from the class. 14 bitches is a 4 point major!!

Cardiff showed like a dream. I thought Helga would like her, but I've thought things like that before. She was four square and posey and solid as a rock. I don't know if I've ever mentioned this before but I REALLY love this puppy!!

A little drink.

A little brush.
She was first in line, then pulled out first. There were probably 8 bitches out in the middle and Helga came up from the back to put bitches in front of her. Cardiff had 3 bitches in front and I was hoping for a 4th place ribbon. Then she looked at Cardiff and said "Put her in front". I love that sentence. "Put her in front". Let me say it again. "Put her in front". I think that's ingrained in my permanent memory. So I went and there we stayed!! My little Niffness. "Put her in front".

Brent Seymour took these photos of Cardiff in her class. He also was my bucket bitch, but he sucked at that. But since he did photograph her, I am thankful. You rock Brent.

Later in the day.....

And THEN later that night we had the Elvis Tribute Artist Cody Slaughter sing to us. OMG.....he was incredible and VERY cute!!!! I'm like one of those old ladies who look at young boys and notice how HANDSOME they are and drool!!! He was CUTE and Talented!!! I almost went to see Elvis at the Long Beach Convention Center with my mom when I was 12 yrs old. I could kick myself I wasn't more demanding. This made up for it in a weird way. Probably because Cody wasn't all fat and bloated.....oh.....I'm so mean. But it's true. The truth hurts sometimes.

This guy even had the Elvis dimples!!
And the Porsche....
On to Stalking......

It's interesting to find out who really stalks........these are not the only ones I ran into......they either don't tell you or they just tell you stuff you blogged and then you know. Or they're brave and comment. Regardless on the flavor of stalking, I am impressed anyone goes to look. Even if they laugh. At me. Ha ha ha. He he he.

What they eat. I think this was seconds. I had seconds. The cake had pictures of collie people on them. That was weird. Then I thought about Donner Pass.....I then couldn't eat certain cakes.


I do believe alcohol was involved in this scene. Not that I'm against this type of thing. I was the one to stock up on the Merlot before arriving. Not that I partook much during the week, because I didn't. Somehow I came back with more Merlot than when I left. What a bonus.
Back at the RV for the night. Squishy. Not sure what he's looking at. I don't think he wanted coffee...he'd be a real blast to show then!! He'd be SUPER UPPITY!!
Squishy did well with the traveling and grooming but he again didn't get shown. He could not handle being away from the setup and having strange dogs bark at him and unknown events happen near the ring. Being an indoor venue also is not something he can handle. This makes me so sad so I do believe I am done with his career. I am not 100% sure, but I really think he just wants to be someone's house pet and live in a quiet, stable environment. I am sad, but I have to do right by him. I love him too much and a championship is not that important to me.
I kept losing Tirzah in the RV, then remembered she liked to sleep in the driver's seat behind the privacy curtain. Does this look comfortable to you? Not me!! Hahaha!!
This looks comfortable!! Soleil loved sleeping here, but once we were in bed, she was SMASHED next to me all night with Stuffed Lana. I slept like a baby every night of the trip. I tried to catch up on the HBO "Weeds" series on Netflix, but fell asleep about 15 minutes before the end of each episode. I really need to send that DVD back. I've had it for 4 months.
Here is the end of Part I.................................