You know. You remember......."Unknown Breeders"???
Ha Ha Ha HAAA.
Ok, so I can't assume that I am without shit happening in my life. And really, my whole day tonight is waiting to see Ben The (Monkey) Bachelor, AKA to me, "Gross kisser" pick the B I T C H ~ Courtney for his wife. Yeah, whatever. We all know that ain't going to last. Simple life I have and slightly pathetic.
Anyway, after my photo shoot of beautiful Sage & Thrill last week, Seabiscuit decided to BEAT THE SHIT out of poor baby Sage. It's a long story and I don't want to go into it, but good thing I only had a sweatshirt in my hand. She will probably be no worse for the wear but the whole event was very upsetting and I was sooo sad I couldn't keep her from ANY harm in her life. Her face is bit up, but I do believe from looking at it that he barely braised the skin and that she will heal w/o scars. But, he is on my shit list. For a while. Like he has his own yard now, and she doesn't get to go with him again. So, this post is not about totally making fun of other people's short comings......I have a bunch, as do my dogs.
Anyway, back to my UB friends. HA HA HA.....again, I cannot assume I am so arrogant to think I'd miss an accidental breeding, so I went out and looked at Cardiff. Love is in the air. She was in season in Decemember. She doesn't appear to have any puppiness to her. Soleil is due (like going on a year now) and she doesn't appear to be pregnant, but weirder things have happened. So, I just wanted to make sure. That would kinda ruin the whole winter/spring/summer schedule. And, I'm not up for it.
Like UB1: He bred one bitch and thought the other one was out (she WAS on her 21st day by God!! The accepted and googled time-frame that most bitches should be out of season is....21 days....) Well I guess she was a very late breeder. She's pregnant. This breeder saw the transaction and also confirmed it with an ultrasound. Good for him. He's on top of things. Sort of.
UB2 had her bitch with a very cute stud dog and she was apparently a VERY EARLY BREEDER!!! Like on her 2nd day. It happens. This breeder noticed the bitch was looking a little.... f a t ......and lo and behold....she was pregnant!! Like 5 puppies pregnant!!! BUT, she noticed there was that LOOK before the big event. Good girl UB2.
UB3 had her bitch at a kennel and now the bitch is acting pregnant. Could she have gotten pregnant thru a fence???? According to Sue (today while we were tracking she relayed this story to me, unbeknowst to UB5's impeding story on my cell phone)) that yes, a dog can breed a bitch thru a fence. Or in this case, a crate door. Wow. What a talent!!! Good luck with that bitch UB3.
UB4 ~ I think this one was planned because I heard thru the sketchy cell service that this bitch was at "the kennel" such and such a time. I have no idea who I am talking to but because of the nature of the conversation I'm assuming this was a planned event. My neighbor, bless his heart, called me to know when AFTER the temperature had dropped to 98 degrees (the moring before) would this bitch have puppies??? I said "Now" and sure enough she plopped one out while we were on the phone. Because she was some mastiff type bitch and not a C O L L I E this is not important to me ~ EXCEPT SHE HAD 15 puppies!!! O. M. G.!!!! Shoot me.
UB5 ~ I am tracking today and filming Thrill so I can actually download a current video before Sue leaves for PA. My cell phone rings. OK. I do NOT like this. It stopped my video!! Is this a bad iPhone feature?? What if I was videotaping a murder, or other important event. So, if you see a video of Thrill soon and it's not from the start of the track, it's UB5's fault.
SHE called me to ask me what she woke up to this am....she's so weird.
"Snow?" I said. She does live in So. Calif. in the city. I mean, really, what could she wake up to. Attacking house plants??? I don't even know what she does all day except drive her kid to school, come back, clean her house, then drive back to pick him up. (I LOVE you UB5!!!!)
"No.....a LITTER!!!" OmGosh!! Really??? This is a good story. She sucks. I ask her when she last petted her bitch. Her boyfriend said a few days ago that he thought her bitch was pregnant because there was a huge hole in the yard. You need to keep that guy UB5!!! He's a KEEPER!!!! Like he has Imminent Puppy Whelping Radar!!!
This is where I end my story. I'm thinking this love in the air will die down as it gets on with our year. Or whatever I think.
I'm going to finish cooking my dinner, feed the punkies and get ready for Ben The Monkey Bachelor!!!